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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Halloween Costumes

It's about that time of the year. The snow is falling and the leaves are finally changing colors. You're starting to pull your hooded sweatshirts out of the closets and have gone to the mall to find a new winter coat. Most importantly, however, it's candy time. What sorts of Halloween Costumes are you thinking of going for this season? I've always wanted to be Harry Potter. Why Harry Potter? Because his character, if dressed correctly, is the perfect appeal for all types of people. Little kids will look up to you, adults will respect you, and most importantly the women will flock to your sensitive nerdiness. How can anybody deny this? Harry Potter has it all, and if you dress like him this Friday, the results will blow your mind. For instance, let's say you go out to the big party and there's a beautiful woman that has captured your attention and before the party, you memorized some of Potter's best lines and spells from the movies. I guarantee you by the end of the night that the girl will not only pay an abnormal amount of attention to you, but will also go home with you that night. Mark it down. Chicks dig Harry Potter and his spells. Now go out there and get it done.